so I’m taking an epidemiology class this semester.

Our professor said that by the end of the class we’ll all come to be highly worried any time someone coughs. I scoffed at it. I mean, there’s no way I can be any more of a hypochondriac than I am already. Then we watched a video about ebola today.

if anyone needs me, I’ll be building a hermetically sealed bunker to live in for the rest of my infectious disease free life.